Jim Walsh's Big Hairy Weblog Thingy

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Screw It, I'll Just Hibernate Until Memorial Day...

Remember what I said a month ago about how happy I was that January was behind us and now that February was here that spring was just around the corner...

Never mind...

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Open The Pod Bay Doors, Hal

I've been having a bear of a time logging into my own blog lately. To be fair about it, I'm sure the problem is on my end. So while Your Humble Blogger retreats to re-learn the ABCs of operating a computer, enjoy these really cool pics from the Apollo moon missions...

Monday, February 05, 2007

Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life

For a while there, I was really feeling good about the Colts' victory. Among other things, I lived in Indiana for a while, and Indianapolis is one of my favorite cities.

Then Jim Irsay had to go and drag Jesus into it.

Irsay should really keep his religious convictions to himself. Jesus has never won a football game in history (Jesus can't catch a pass worth a damn; may have something to do with those holes in his hands).

But no...Irsay had to go and spoil everything by invoking the Baby Jesus. Kind of weird when you realize that Irsay's whole family is going straight to hell for what they did to the city of Baltimore...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

In A Perfect World

Here's what I want to see happen today:

I want the Bears to lose.

I want everyone in Shit-cago to be miserable.

I want the whole damn disgusting city to crumble into Lake Michigan and everyone die a slow death INCLUDING THAT BITCH OF AN EX-GIRLFRIEND OF MINE WHO DUMPED ME LIKE A HOT POTATO AND THEN HAD THE GALL TO MOVE TO CHICAGO, GET HAPPILY MARRIED AND HAVE A GREAT LIFE!

Not that I'm bitter, or anything...

Thursday, February 01, 2007

I am Inignot and this is Err


Few things in this world are more amusing than the sight of humorless, self-important bureaucrats making total fools of themselves (unless it's the sight of media suckups fawning over their humiliated government heroes).

Fewer things are more dangerous to one's well-being than being the person who triggers such foolery.

Make no mistake about it - the arrest of those two guys in the wake of the whole Boston fiasco has nothing to do with homeland security and everything to do with the authorities' pathetic attempt to save face (like there's any left to save).

A poster at the Reason blog said it best: The worst crime imaginable is to expose the incompetence of the state.

Free Berdovsky and Stevens.