Jim Walsh's Big Hairy Weblog Thingy

Sunday, December 06, 2009

And Up Yours, Tiny Tim...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

There, I've said it - Happy Holidays, not Merry Frickin' Christmas. God forbid we should acknowledge that not everyone is an enlightened Christian like some of you seem to think you are.

So...HAPPY GODDAMN HOLIDAYS. Deal with it...

Friday, December 04, 2009

Dump The Hump

Forget about politics. The real story here is how in today's economy, with the radio industry on life support, the best they can apparently offer is a guy like Rusty Humphries...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Spoiler Alert: he goes to hell...

Last night on TCM (I think) it was Richard Burton, chewing the infernal scenery through his trippy sixties version of Faustus. Watching, I was struck by two thoughts: 1) How great Liz looked, given how little she actually had to do and 2) How in hell (in a manner of speaking) Sir Dick kept getting work...

A particularly hellish clip is appended herewith for your pleasure...

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Another Reason I Get Hate Mail, dept.

Do me a favor: if I'm ever murdered, do NOT let them put it on Americas Most Wanted. Surely I can't be the only person on the planet who thinks John Walsh is a self-aggrandizing asshole.

(Actually, I know for a fact I'm not)...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

It Is Ballooooooooooon!

I think I know where that kid in Colorado got the idea...

Monday, September 14, 2009

Radio: Back To The Future?

Radio and New Media guy Jerry Del Colliano suggests in his latest e-column that the radio industry could, just maybe, be “saved” if the FCC would turn back to “increased and renewed involvement* by the FCC -- basic regulation”…

They might as well, though I suspect it won't really matter; with Wifi, etc. the proverbial horse may well be out of the barn for good.

For the record, I don't think Telecom '96 wrecked the industry so much as it brought certain problems to the forefront that were heretofore bubbling under. After all, the industry wasn’t exactly an idyllic wonderland before ’96 (trust me on that – I was there)…

Make no mistake: what we now have in the biz is a variation on what we’ve always had: a government protected-oligopoly; the difference is mainly a matter of degrees. (I’ve always maintained that big business is the mortal enemy of free enterprise. Does anybody really believe that, say, Clear Channel wants a truly “level” playing field?)

In any event, as long as Washington bureaucrats control access to the AM/FM band, a truly “free” and “equal” competitive market is a pipe dream.

So sure – turn back the regulatory clock. Who knows, maybe it’ll help. Just don’t hold your breath waiting for miracles…



* One thing Jerry and I agree on totally: we don’t want to see a return of the Fairness Doctrine. In any event, it ain’t gonna happen, so all you conservaclone hosts and programmers can chill out…

Sunday, September 13, 2009

People Who Died, Redux

R.I.P. Jim Carroll...

The Man Who Fed The World

R.I.P. Norman Borlaug...

Another (Not So) Modest Proposal...

I propose we replace the term "czar" with "despot"; after all, it means the same thing (check your thesaurus), and it's a much more accurate description of the job: Drug despot, green jobs despot, etc...