How To Be A Successful Radio Talk Host (in under a half dozen or so easy steps)

1) Go here.

2) Memorize a few of the key points.

3) When you’re on the air, regurgitate said key points (if this is too mentally challenging for you, just read from the site).

4) Repeating the same point over and over is not permitted – it’s mandatory!

5) Send out your audition tape and watch the offers roll in…

If you think I’m kidding and this won’t work, then explain the success of this person…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

…and this one…

...and this one...

…and especially this schmuck…

...and those are just some of the syndicated ones. You also have the local guys like this one...

...and this one...

...and this one...

...and this one...

...and this one...

...and this loser...

Not a dime's worth of difference in any of them.

Not that I'm obsessive or anything...