That's Show Biz

OK Hollywood…we get it.

You rake in massive amounts of dinero by shoveling dreck down out throats.

You take the most unappealing, unattractive and untalented people you can find and make them big stars…just to show us you can.

You waste our time with rehashes of cheesy sitcoms and comic books and get away with it, because, well, as someone once said, no one has ever gone broke by underestimating the intelligence of the average American.

So, you’ve made your point…you’re all powerful.

Now…would it be too much to ask that you make a few movies for those of us with an I.Q. larger than our shoe sizes.

On the off-chance you do, you'll find me in my bedroom watching an endless loop of Ice Station Zebra...