"...and the rocket's red (BOOM!)..."

I just love it when they get someone like Patti Labelle to sing the National Anthem at events like the World Series...

...if only to imagine all the old-fart American Legion types out in TVland reacting like this...

Crock the Vote, part deux

Perhaps you've seen that stupid, sarcastic "don't vote" PSA featuring all those self-righteous Hollywood goofballs (not to mention the excruciatingly unfunny Sarah Silverman). Well, somebody got ahold of it, did some tweaking, and came up with a message I can fully endorse...

Maybe-There-Really-Is-a-God, Dept.

Best news I've heard all week...