Beumb...what kind of beumb...

Seriously…what the hell is Steve Martin thinking?

Look…I love Martin’s work. His Beatlemania-like appearance on the scene in the seventies was among the few true high points of my dismal college years (don't ask).

I love the original Panther flicks; Sellers was a genius, right up there with Chaplin.

So…why can’t Hollyweird leave the classics the hell alone…

We Won't Meet Again

Surely I can't be the only person watching the inauguration who half expected Cheney to bolt out of that wheelchair...