"Super" Bowl Autopsy In A Nutshell

It's amazing how such a close game can be so crushingly dull. By the fourth quarter, I was watching "The Puppy Bowl" on Animal Planet. That one little Terrier could really protect the pocket, couldn't he?

Sir Paul was a pleasant surprise, though. Sticking to the hits, smart move.

Oh, and who was that bimbo on "GMA" this morning "analyzing" the ads? Maybe I'm, like, getting old but I, like, remember a time when, ya know, to be on TV you had to, like, have an I.Q. at least at large as your FRICKIN SHOE SIZE!!!

The hell with it: Turn the puppies back on, and start counting the days until spring training. Go Phils...