Lights Go Out And I Can't Be Saved

What's great about that Axel F Buzztone thing topping the charts in Britain is that you just know those guys in Coldplay (who hold down Number Two) are pulling their hair out over it:

"We're bloody artists, man! We're making a statement! And we're second to a bloody buzztone! AAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" (Huffing and sputtering)

Heh heh heh...