State Of The Onion

The Onion weighs in on the medical marijuana ruling:

"The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine."

What's scary is that this statement is only marginally more ludicrous than what we're hearing from Rush Limbrain (and his idiot army of radio clones) on the subject...

(Thanks to Nick Gillespie at Reason Hit & Run for pointing this out.)