Why I Picked The Wrong Planet For Justice, Dept. Part XXXVIII

Lame-duck talk host Jane "Squeaky" Pauley today interviewed the first-ever woman to go all the way on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

"Has it made you a happier person," queried Pauley.

"No," said the winner. "I've always been a happy person."

Needless to say, people like this should be gutted with a rusty machete and violated while they bleed to death.

Bitter? Moi? Naaaaaaaaaaaaah...