We're From The Government And We're Here To Help...

"Everything the government touches turns to crap." - Ringo Starr

It's a story we're hearing again and again...

Left to their own devices, private citizens in Katrina-stricken regions band together and start to get a handle on things...

The government steps in to "help"...

...drops the ball...

...and everything goes to hell...

Meanwhile, ABC News asks, "Why isn't the system working"...

...and George W. promises, "the government will be with you for the long haul..."

Now, I'm really worried...