The State Of The Onion

“My fellow Americans: the state of our Union is blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah the war on terror blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah protecting our borders blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah Homeland Security blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Iran blah blah blah nuclear blah. Blah blah blah blah blah Saadam blah blah blah weapons of mass blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah 9/11 blah. Blah blah blah blah the Axis of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the Patriot Act blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah with the grace from God we shall blah blah blah blah. Good night, good luck, and God blah America.”

(Apologies to Philip Roth)