And tonight on 20/20: The Michelle Shocked Story…

Tonight’s ABC World News Person Of The Week…

Natalie Merchant…

Natalie Merchant?

Leave it to ABC to laud a mediocre journeyman singer-songwriter whose “music” consists of little more than an endless string of junior high-level leftist platitudes, and HASN’T EVEN BEEN RELEVANT FOR TWENTY FRICKING YEARS…

(Sigh)…I need a drink…