We're the writers of "Cavemen"...don't make us get ugly with you...

Note to the Writers Guild, and to Hollywood Sarandonistas in general (in the unlikely event you’re actually listening):

If you want me to feel sympathy for the striking writers, threatening us with the prospect of no new programming ain’t the way to do it.

Trust me – my world will manage to go on if I don’t get my fresh new episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.

First step…get the hell over yourselves….