Setting The Record Straight (includes some bad words)

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE ALERT

(If you're easily offended I suggest you check out, scroll down or just fucking deal with it...)



I would like to set the record straight on a quote attributed to me during my most recent tenure as a radio talkhost.

I am quoted as saying, "I wouldn't support the Bush administration if Condi Rice herself offered me a blowjob."

I never said that.

I would never think of saying that.

That is crass, cruel, and more desperate than amusing.

What I did say was that I WOULD support the Bush administration under said circumstances.

She would, however, have to swallow...