D'oh! A deer! A female deer!

The Disney coming-of-age classic Bambi (which ran tonight on ABC) is one movie that should never again be shown on commercial TV, for the simple reason that, even more than with most flicks, breaking up the story with commercial interruptions just ruins it:

Bambi's father: "Your mother can never come back, Bambi..."

Jingle: "LAAAAAAAAAAY'S POTATO CHIPS..."

Just another reason, as far as I'm concerned, to thaw Walt out so he can personally kick Eisner's ass...