Here They Come To Save The Day (not)...

In case there's anyone who hasn't figured it out by now, we can make it official: FEMA is a joke.

But then again, FEMA always was a joke. It was a joke forty years ago when, as Civil Defense, it told us that crouching under wooden school desks could protect us from a nuclear blast.

Not to sound like one of those survivalist nutcases or anything, but if the shit ever gets really thick, I wouldn't bet the ranch on these clowns riding to the rescue any time soon.

A word to the wise...