Eyeeeeeeeee, Don't Know How To Loooooove Him...

Thanks to The DaVinci Code, Mary Magdalene is back on the A-list.

And that, no doubt, will rekindle interest in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Please God…anything but that…

I was in high school when Superstar came out. I remember thinking, "What a lameass pile of feces on a cold frosty morning this is."

Ya know what? It still is.

Let's face it, gang: the only "rock opera" that ever really worked at all was Paradise By The Dashboard Light...

...and that was only because of Phil Rizzuto...