S-o-o-o-o-o-o-domy, Is Such A Lonely Word...

My nomination for story of the week:

A Battle Creek man charged with having sex with a sheep has been sentenced to prison.

Assistant Prosecutor Tamara Towns argued that while the crime was not against a person, Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because it's possible that once out of prison he would prey on children or vulnerable adults.

Paging Woody Allen...