A Simple Desultory Digression

On this not-so-super Tuesday, allow me to take time out from my busy blogging schedule to say something specifically to the many self-absorbed Hollywood celeb types who I just know are hanging on to my every word:

Nobody cares who you vote for.

Nobody.

Nada. Zip. Bupkus.

That goes for you, Jack Nicholson...

Ditto, Chuck Norris...

Et tu, George Clooney...

That applies to you too, chick who plays Ugly Betty...

And you, Debra Messing...

And ESPECIALLY YOU, Roseanne...

Nobody out here in the real world gives a wet slap who you think we should vote for.

Thank you. We now return to our regularly scheduled blog...