Mr. Mojo Rising

This past week marked the anniversary (if you want to call it that) of the day the Lizard King throttled his gecko, committing the original Wardrobe Malfunction before an audience of ten-thousand some in Miami. Ever since, hard-core rock fans and other people with too much time on their hands have debated whether he actually did it (one thing on which everybody agrees is that the show itself sucked to high heaven; Riders On The Storm notwithstanding, 1969 was already well beyond Jump The Shark time for Jimmy and the boys).

Let me put the controversy to rest: I have it from a reliable source (i.e. a friend of my brother) who was actually there. No two ways about it…he did it.