Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses, Yearning To Eat Pizza

Kudos to Pizza Patron.

I’ve never even heard of Pizza Patron until about five minutes ago, but after hearing their story on Nightline, I’m hoping they’ll open a store here where I live so I can go and support them with my hard-earned Yankee dollars.

Hell, next time I’m in Dallas, I’ll go out of my way to give them my business.

(Note to knuckle-dragging, racist, knownothing assholes: the above is not sarcasm...)