Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life

For a while there, I was really feeling good about the Colts' victory. Among other things, I lived in Indiana for a while, and Indianapolis is one of my favorite cities.

Then Jim Irsay had to go and drag Jesus into it.

Irsay should really keep his religious convictions to himself. Jesus has never won a football game in history (Jesus can't catch a pass worth a damn; may have something to do with those holes in his hands).

But no...Irsay had to go and spoil everything by invoking the Baby Jesus. Kind of weird when you realize that Irsay's whole family is going straight to hell for what they did to the city of Baltimore...