Carnac Is Pissed

The other day one of the tabloid shows (the one with the sports guy who spent some time coupla summers ago year in rehab) featured the man I like to call The Second Biggest Douche In The Universe, James van Praagh, sharing the thoughts of Johnny Carson from beyond the grave (It's not the first time he's pulled this crap either).

Let's make one thing clear: Johnny Carson was a sharp, observant guy - and a skeptic who had no use for the van Praaghs of this world. Even if Johnny really could communicate with us from the realm of the dead, I suspect that a scam artist like van Praagh is the last guy he'd want to talk to...