Aw, Poor Babies

So a bully is beating you up. Defending yourself, you bloody the agressor's nose. All of a sudden the bully goes crying to his mama that he’s the victim. It's an old story.

I think of that whenever I hear Bible-thumping blowhards whimpering about how they're the ones under seige.

A measure under consideration in Alabama, which may be voted on this week, would prohibit schools from spending public funds on books or other materials that recognize or promote homosexuality as an “acceptable lifestyle.”

"This is not about hate," said the sponsor, Rep. Gerald Allen. "This is about our culture being under attack."

Sure, pal. And Hitler was just looking for a little breathing space…